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dduane:

memewhore:

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(snicker)

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Originally posted by blueyieldsred

theredtrails:

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“not sure if turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there… meet me at the bar.”

mojave-wasteland-official:
“ stephendann:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ kineticpenguin:
“ tenthcorner:
“ supapoopa:
“ peterfromtexas:
“  Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
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What a time to be alive.
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“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of...

mojave-wasteland-official:

stephendann:

brunhiddensmusings:

kineticpenguin:

tenthcorner:

supapoopa:

peterfromtexas:

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone


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Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

naamahdarling:

12yearsaking:

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

Yes, Black men in majority white spaces do. If I don’t smile every single second of the day my coworkers become in intimidated and start asking me what’s wrong, telling me to smile, make jokes about how I’m trying to be a thug/act hard, why am I angry, etc. And it’s not just white men at my job God FORBID I my large Black ass makes a white girl feel threaten because I’m sitting down with a neutral expression.

I’m not trying to take this post away from women and make it about Black men but I want to point out that wether it’s patriarchy or white supremacy; those who feel as if they have power over you HATE to see you not smile. They are so used to people like you smiling to gain their approval that when you don’t there’s a cognitive dissonance that makes them extremely uncomfortable.

That’s why “angry Black women” is a thing. They have to put on a smile for everyone (yes even feminist white women) or we all get uncomfortable.

This is such an amazing response.

cardassian-tails:

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do NOT separate them

heroofferelden:

heroofferelden:

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

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languageoclock:
“this is the most aussie thing i’ve ever read
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languageoclock:

this is the most aussie thing i’ve ever read

pronker:

skybloodfox:

largishcat:

me as a writer: obsessed with being original, constantly worried that ill copy another artist by accident, i can’t use that phrase i saw someone use it on may 12th, 2014 and

me as a reader: happily reads 2349460283 different versions of the exact same plot

Oh my god it’s true

Truer post does not exist.

quicksilvermad:

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Grogu and The Mandalorian 🪐 — Abigail Larson

sosuperawesome:

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